Ellen Degeneres is the greatest because she doesn’t insult anyone but she doesn’t tiptoe around anything either and she includes everyone and she makes people feel good about themselves while poking fun at them and this is the kind of comedy that should be embraced at award shows not misogynistic songs about breasts
Hello Girls. I Am A Man Who Love’s To Parody Men Who Take Gender Studies Courses. Personally Believe Those Are Bull Shit And Quite A Laughs. Will You Date Me? I Hate Men Who Use Feministm To Get Laid, Quite Disgusting. I Am Above Those Men. Suck Me Off? Hey…
you’re cooler than me?
guess that makes me hotter than you
when my family went to disney world we went on the haunted mansion ride and this actor dressed as a skeleton came up to our cart and got right in my three year old brothers face and whispered “are you scared?” and my brother kissed him on the nose and the guy laughed so hard he had to leave
|—||velma in every fucking episode of scooby doo like damn bitch get contacts (via scottthepilgrim)|